Learn to fly like a Pro!

Andyconda's school of flight.
You've heard the rumors. They be true. The Red Barron (a.k.a. Dirge) has been aced. Last nights account shows Andyconda 4, Dirge 1. You too can learn to shoot the aces from the sky. In Andyconda's school of flight chapter 1, you'll learn basic manuevers like mountain avoidance and the no landing gear touch and go. In chapter 2 you'll see tips and tricks like, "What's that buzzing sound" and "What to do when out of ammo, Ram'em". Not until chapter 5 will you see the advanced manuelvers like "How to down Robby in his Imerlman". Or "Why waste a missle on Spark, he's about to crash anyway". All this for only a six pack of Killians, just call 1-800-ACE-KILL

SIGN ME UP!!!

On a serious note though...
Do you use the flightstick for the Helo also? I thought I read in another post that you use the Hat Button to control the rudder???

HAHAHA...LMAO at Spark...too funny.
The little PFC can fly a plane!
I need to watch Chapter 5, lol

LMAO, yeah Andy had my number last night. Although a couple of those kills were accompanied by my wingman going "team vehicle damage, how is that?" as i took a friendly sidewinder in the bunghole. mental note, the F-15 is more like the whining eaglet in BF2, deifnitely not a screaming eagle. lol

And Spark's pilot skills are so 1337 he can't even parachute out without killing himself.

Man I jumped in a plane with Drifter last night. After he turned, twisted, barrell rolled, and flew sideways between trees and upside down, I finally had to bail out. If I stayed in the plane with him much longer I was going to throw up all over my monitor. At one point I even broke out in a cold sweat.

Yep it gets a little rough there using the TV guided missile's. But it's great fun flying around with Drige and Andy!!

Actually that was me you were flying with BS not drifter. I had to fly erratic in order to stay out Dirge's and Biggy's gun sights. Also Skits I use to use my thrustmaster in Desert Combat but I broke it. I no longer use the joystick for the helo's, it's much easier to control roll with a mouse and use keyboard for the rudders. Also, I tried to be nice Robby and not mention it but what the hell, one of those kills was in the mig bomber, hehehehe, LMFAO, Also the f-15 is probably the best plane on there, your just use to the MEC cluncers. I'm now adding Chapter 6 "How to mute Dirge's and Sparks TS when you gun'em down so you don't hear the whinning".

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Originally Posted by LA_MERC_BS

Man I jumped in a plane with Drifter last night. After he turned, twisted, barrell rolled, and flew sideways between trees and upside down, I finally had to bail out. If I stayed in the plane with him much longer I was going to throw up all over my monitor. At one point I even broke out in a cold sweat.

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LOL! I am pretty sure that you were in the jet with Andy. I was playing as commander at the time and didn't have time to do much else.


Edit: Post HAX!!!!

i consider myself a pilot that can handle his own.i never get to play against any good pilots and now i got the chance too. i would like to challenge (for braggin rights of course, jk) the ace they call andyconda. lets get rdy to rumbbbllllleeee!. all in good fun of course.

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Originally Posted by LA_MERC_Andyconda

Actually that was me you were flying with BS not drifter. I had to fly erratic in order to stay out Dirge's and Biggy's gun sights.

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See, thats how messed up I was after that ride, I didn't even remember who in the hell I was riding with. The man was upside down at one point, trees, bridge, it all happen so fast. The last thing I remember was sky, ground, sky ground, barrell roll, back flip, eject, throw up.

OMG this thread just gets better and better...LMAO
ut oh Andy has a friendly challenge
I must warn you Brent...
In the newly released book, unmentioned chapter 3 is , "If you are killed by anyone...scream in TS...F'ing hacker" :p:

Ouch, chapter 3 Diesel, yeah its a good chapter but I paraphrased so much from Dirge I lost money in the copy right. We're still in litegation over the phrase "Where's my N key". No problem on the challenge Brent. Like you, I can handle my own in the sky. I may not really be an ace, I just love giving Dirge and Spark hell. There both great pilots and for me to get'em like I do, Robby has to be in the middle of a severe storm and Spark has to be drinking his Vodka. Either way I'm rubbing there noses in it whiole I can cause it may be tonight they drop me from the sky like a sack of taters. I'm thinking of adding some additional chapters like "The Art of Team Killing" and "How to get banned in under 5 minutes.,"

Got some other chapters too
"Fuel, does it exsist and who needs it"
"Re-arming in flight and the miracle invisible ground crew" <-- that can apparently throw armament onto your plane in mid flight without having to touch down
"The linebacker, Whole lot of bark, but very little bite"
"How to eject from aircraft" <-- This chapters for you Spark.

heheheh this is turning out to be a good class.

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hehehe

Spark is the goose of BF2...er...Maverick...er
you know the movie, not all of the SC nubs... ;)

a friendlt 1v1 will be cool!

btw, i am loking to start a 8v8 twl conquest team. i think i will have a few YGD guys and if possible we could get some la merc guys in the mix. i dont know if you guys played in twl before but its fun. let me know if you guys would be in for some compitetion.

YGD has been messing around in the league and we have many ally clans we play with there as well. we have had the #1 spot in 1v1 tank and air dominance ladders, top 5 in the 2v2 air and tank as well. so we are no strangers to pwnage.