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LMAO...no no Jerry I believe Andy was shot out of the chopper...the ole bullet in the teef eject.

I do think Andy and BS make a dynamic duo with their story telling...DO WHAT!!...LMAO

Last night was rough for flying on the Gulf of Oman map... at least on that foreign server.

Between Diesel, Dirge and the other pilot it went something like:

(spawn)
LA_MERC_Diesel [Artilery] Mindwerks
(spawn)
LA_MERC_Dirge [F-15] Mindwerks
(spawn)
Other_guy [F-15] MindWerks
*repeat*

Not a good day for flying at all. The salt in the wound was watching my missles head right for the pilots then at the last minute take some crazy jig jaggy path when they got close and miss them. One even took a 90 degree turn and hit a friendly helicopter. LOL

(sigh)
I hope today is better.

Yeah it twas a bit laggy there.

LMFAO, Yeah Skits and I were in one hell of a helo duel last night. Both spinning gunning, turning, and even watched Skits do a freakin barrel roll in the cobra. I was like "Well ain't gonna follow him into that maneuver" So I decide to tuck tail and run as I too was out of ammo. I get a little bit away and all of a sudden the cockpit shakes violently and the screen says "You killed Skitsvelvet" I was like "Yeah Buddy take that". Come to find out Skitz does the old if you can't shoot'em Ram'em maneuver and somehow I guess since I'm 6'4" 240 pouds of twisted steel and pure sex appeal the computer realizes I win the chicken match. LOL Funny stuff. Also BS, I was shot out, I wouldn't bail on you like that Buddy. From my point of view I'm hovering along watching the fireworks display of you guning them down when all of a sudden I'm looking at you in a third person shot realizing there's no one in the driver's seat any more and the helo starts doing turning slightly, but the funny part was you were still shooting bad guys layin'em out before I say "Hey Buddy, FYI, No one's flying the copter stud. But you kept killing bad guys, I said Hey Buddy, FYI, you're going down I'm no longer in the pilots seat. And Although I couldn't hear you I'm sure your reply was "What, If you're gone who's flying, WTF, Can't believe that jackass would just leave a brother like that and not say anyhting. I laughed hard watching you switch back and forth a few times from gunner to pilot seat before recovering and finally I see you sabalize the helo and a second later BOOM you get AA'd. Man that game is fun. I be on tonight again. I can't wait for the LAN to play this.

well "Stud"
I think the armour on the blackhawk had more to do than you "twisted sex" in the copter...er what are you and BS doing in there??
ole Skitz is no small boy, he is 6-4 to 6-5 270lbs of twisted brians and pure hand sex appeal :p:

Details, details, details.

Well if there is anyone who needs to be nervious in the trio, I guess it's me. I'm only 6-0 and 220. I thought I heard one of them in the chopper say " you got a purdy mouth ...boy". I'll have to change my ejection key to my mouse 1 button.

LMFAO I'm ready for the LAN!

dude i have perfected the art of the blackhawk flag capture. scores see about 130 points per round. only probelm....i get shot out of the helo about every 40 points. with small arms fire to boot. wtf!

when the patch comes out and i can play with you guys, you gotta get on the blackhawks mini guns.......dude my clanmate racked up like 40 kills and 3 deaths just gunning. sweet i tell ya....sweet!

You guys got me splittin at the sides dawgin out my bro, spark. I will have to buy the game just to spectate and lmao at spark splattin himself against his own cockpit :shootme:
:jk2

Yeah, we been playing around with the blackhawk technique. We see similar stats on the gunners. Not got a 130 as pilot yet. Have gotten 48 while going 0 an 2 on deaths

We amy have to go to the unpatched version as well as findding a server is sooo hard now...argh, any word on the dates of the fix?

Roger that. I vote to go back to unpatched. Last night was fun but the LAG sucked!! Servers are definitely getting hard to find.
I gotta say though it's a pretty thing with two Blackhawks inbound with gunners. Orbiting around a CP with Dirge in one Blackhawk and Me in the other was freakin cool!

yeah loaded up a a black hawk and the cobra on clean sweap and we pwned! the nubs on the other team kept trying to kick us cuase there stats were like 1 kill and 46 deaths.

we also helped a guy get the purple heart, i dont know if thats a good thing?

...Onji....no I cannot do it...:stick

Biggs how is the unpatched servers, are they staying up and they seem to be all going that way.
Has anyone heard any info on the hotfix from EA?