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LA_MERC_T4rg3T
February 6th, 2004, 03:23 PM
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If your still not sure what a 710 is, click here.

http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg

LA_MERC_LaTech
February 6th, 2004, 03:24 PM
hahahahahahahah...thats funny

LA_MERC_M@lACHi
February 6th, 2004, 03:26 PM
OMG. Got me on that one! LOLOLOL!

LA_MERC_Yankee
February 6th, 2004, 03:48 PM
HA HA good one Toby

LA_MERC_Spark
February 6th, 2004, 03:59 PM
LMAO!! i wus like wth??... hehehe!

LA_MERC_Drax
February 6th, 2004, 04:07 PM
thats friggin hilarious!

LA_MERC_YellowDog
February 6th, 2004, 05:07 PM
Well, I have been a mechanic in 2 dealerships and 2 independent shops, and have seen my share of 710 <=> OIL caps.....

LA_MERC_MadMAX
February 8th, 2004, 01:03 PM
OMG - too funny toby!

blondie
February 8th, 2004, 01:21 PM
OMG I get it hehehe

LA_MERC_Drax
February 8th, 2004, 01:59 PM
now thats truely amazing :D

LA_MERC_Heater
February 8th, 2004, 02:12 PM
Funny=)

$pecto|2
February 8th, 2004, 02:32 PM
rofl... whole time i was like "is she adding the numbers of her speedometer up"... lolz.... i dunno

good 1.

LA_MERC_goose
February 9th, 2004, 08:36 AM
Cute. Confused me, but noone said I was the sharpest knife in the medicine cabinet.
:slp

LA_MERC_Sabre
February 9th, 2004, 08:49 AM
Originally posted by goose
Cute. Confused me, but noone said I was the sharpest knife in the medicine cabinet.
:slp


blonde jokes, can sometimes refer to the male variety as well!!!

LA_MERC_goose
February 9th, 2004, 08:51 AM
I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK! :D

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