How to cook a turkey...

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

Step 1: Go buy a turkey.


Step 2: Take a shot of bourbon.



Step 3: Put turkey in the oven.


Step 4: Take another 2 shots of bourbon.



Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens.


Step 6: Take 3 more shots of bourbon.



Step 7: Turn oven the on.


Step 8: Take 4 more tots of bourbon.



Step 9: Turk the bastey.


Step 10: bouron another bottle of get.



Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer.


Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of bourbon.



Step 13: Bake the bourbon for 4 hours.


Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey.


Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey.


Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick.


Step 17: Turk the carvey.


Step 18: Get yourself another shottle of bourbon!



Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a shot of turkey.


Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

lmao.....#20 ownz!

Scott

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

hehehe

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

OMG! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

That was great. And what's so bad, I can see Max doing this!

[Redneck]

nothing like a good bourbon for the holidays.

[LA_MERC_goose]

**Hic-up** The fir' dapartmen' said .. **Hic-up** said that I should **hic-up** stay out of the ki'chen next **hic-up** .... Where was I? Where am I? Who are you? Where are my clothes? Why is the fire department at my house?

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

sounds like a typical holiday in my home!!