Story time!!!

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not sure if it'll be fun but we havn't done this in a while....


here goes:

i was walking down the street yesterday and heard a startling noise behind me, i turned around and saw......

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

Dirge with Popeyes red beans in one hand and taco bell in the other
so I asked him....

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

"Fumigating someone's house tonight?" He replied...

[Tracker]

"Yes I thought Spark could use the compney, and I am bored" You reply....

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

man, that sounds like great idea...let me go get some wings and beer i'll be there in a few! First i have to call....

[$pecto|2]

My mom and see if its OK, but lets...

[LA_MERC_sLingbLade]

not get arrested like last time, we better........

[Iccey]

Make sure we got bail money just incase we...

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

slip on a banana peel and hurt ourselves! So, off they went...

[Tracker]

Not to Let Spark get out of hand like last time when he......

[LA_MERC_sLingbLade]

caused an emergency evacuation at the local hooters when he......

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

ran around the store naked with his underwear in hand, which was full of what he called "an accident". After going through detoxification,...

[Tracker]

When Dirge offered Spark another drink and at that moment Yankee came running in and yelling....

[$pecto|2]

"Guys, guys,..... oh crap, forgot what i was goin to say" Yannkee said. "Oh yeh, lets.....

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

party like it's 1999!" So, the 3 of them...

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

called Sniper and RiverRat to see if they could postpone their special evening together so they could all have a good time, but Jay said...

[-FA- hoody]

I've fallen and i can't get up. Can someone please....

[Tracker]

Jay yells..HELP! SOMEONE.."damn wheelchair" Says Jay. Dirge and the other b00ns laugh as Jay......

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

says come over and help me get "re-adjusted". so they skipped joyfully, hand in hand, down the street singing "Lions and tigers and Bears...oh my". just then....

[-FA- hoody]

they saw phantom passed out drunk on the sidewalk. so they...

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

decided to see if what they said about Scotsmen was true...slowly, they...

[Tracker]

..went to lift the kilt and just then the police pulled up and started yelling....

[LA_MERC_Spark]

dont pee on him!!! It just aint right. so they...

[LA_MERC_Yankee]

Pulled out their paint guns and covered him from head to toe. Just then Spark came running out of a house with his shorts falling down saying...

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

OMG i've just had my mangina ravaged!!!!!!! Since the cops were still there....

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

They arrested Tracker just for good measure. Then, all of a sudden...

[Tracker]

LaTech fell down the hill drunk for the first time , so the cops tow him off to jail. Just then the cops said.....

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

"I think it was a little over the top to tow Scott, we could have just put him in the car". Then over the cops CB radio, they heard.....

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

wth, you guys are an embarrassment to mankind...one beer and you are falling over????.....Just then, Andyconda walks out of the house pulling up his pants and asks Spark "did you like it"?

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

Spark replies, "It kind of lingers in the back of your mouth, but your wife sure does give one helluva dinner party". Andy notices in the corner of his eye....

[$pecto|2]

A GIANT MAN EATING RABBIT, oh its so hideous, everyone ...

[LA_MERC_Mercy]

then spark said, "oh it is only redneck with a beer bottle with a nipple on it" then redneck said...

[$pecto|2]

(silence) "Hey there's $pecto|2 pulling up" a Cop said, "Dude redneck ain't here" $pecto|2 shouted. "But i just saw him ..."

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

trying to fix Jay's wheelchair at the nursery". Red had advised, that Blondie and Sweetgirl were....

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

alone, locked in the bedroom, making strange yet riviting sounds....only to find out that....

[-FA- hoody]

they were quilting zaknafien a new tent to camp in. Everyone was so dissapointed they....

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decided to go give Jay a hand, so they....

[LA_MERC_Spark]

went to the store for some more b33r. The clerk said he couldn't sell b33r to the likes of tracker because...

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he had an adult toy strapped to his...

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forehead, she was horrified at the crude gesture and asked him why he would do such a thing, he replied, "....

[-FA- hoody]

"I have a what....Doh...That dern redneck playing jokes on me again", so he took it off and started....

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

practicing to play the flute that he got for his birthday, he has wanted to learn how to play the flute ever since CFH played it for him at Armaggedon....

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

Little did Tracker know, it wasn't a flute that CFH was playing with...er...on. It was......

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It was a kazoo, so Tracker grabbed the open end of the toy and with both hands holding tightly to the toy, he blew as hard as he could but....

[LA_MERC_Spark]

cfh quickly and deliberately crammed the thing down his throat! Tracker wasn't worried because he is...

[LA_MERC_Yankee]

he told everyone, "This one time at band camp....."

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

"who am I kidding?! I was never in band!" So, he left to go start his own...

[LA_MERC_T4rg3T]

group called Fraggle Rock .. a bunch of couchie flashing, multihair colored..

[LA_MERC_CS Widow]

...blow-up sheep...all named "Nasty". Well this...

[Tracker]

Gave CS Widow an Idea, She could send CFH off with him to this camp and her and the other girls could......

[$pecto|2]

Go keep $pecto|2 company while he studied for his test in ....

[Tracker]

Camping whit Zac and bighead, while they wait on....

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

their tax returns from the IRS. One the other side of town from the campers...

[LA_MERC_Mercy]

Andyconda and spark decide to have a little fun with Latech, so they...

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went to the local livestock auction and bought a......

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

pair of cows, they've always wondered how cows' had sex...they sat and watched until....

[LA_MERC_sLingbLade]

the bottle of beam was empty, then spark said man..we should really...

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Go over to Sling's house...I hear he has a...

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

belt, I am so tired of my pants falling down", but Spark....

[$pecto|2]

didnt mind his pants fallin down all the time, just how anaconda looked at him when they did, so they go to town, but on the way . . .

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

they noticed this creature crawling out of the sea. It had tentacles for arms, snarling lips covering many sharp teeth, and,...

[LA_MERC_sLingbLade]

then RP pulled up in his cruiser and grabbed his sniper rifle and took aim on the creature but.....

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

just as he went to fire, andy jumped in front of the creature in a desperate attempt to save a life...andy thought this was the alien that captured him 2 years ago when they....

[Tracker]

Took a trip to the swamplands,But wait could it be no is that Sniper in the back round? Andy calls to him Sniper HELP ME ! before RP........

[Phantom]

I have to bust out the latest dance move......

Phantom

[$pecto|2]

"Im so lost right now" $pecto|2 said as he rolled up his bently rollin on 24's. Suddenly ....

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

The whole thing exploded, instantly vaporizing $pecto|2, or did it? Sliwly putting down the RPG launcher, Dirge smiled and said, "...

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muhahahahahahhaaha!!! Taco Bell Strikes Again!!!

[$pecto|2]

As the debry clears, spector slowlyis walkin about and it reminds all of that T1 movie they seen, OMG is he a robot from futre then ........