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LA_MERC_MadMAX
November 1st, 2003, 05:51 PM
1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid). The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a
"power-wash" and "rinse".)

5. Have someone open the door to the outside (be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door).

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!

-FA- hoody
November 1st, 2003, 08:49 PM
That is helarious. Ill get my neighbors cat that always leaves paw prints on my windsheild for that project.

Mordsyth
November 1st, 2003, 08:51 PM
haha that is funny as heck...i hope no people from pita read this


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LA_MERC_LaTech
November 2nd, 2003, 05:33 AM
Even if they do...you have to have a sense of humor once in a while...right?

NoXiOuS
November 2nd, 2003, 11:27 PM
MAX, you owe me 2 cats man.











lol j/k

Captain
November 3rd, 2003, 09:37 AM
hmmmm i need a cat..... LMAO !!

LA_MERC_Sabre
November 3rd, 2003, 10:01 AM
yeah,, i need some pu....uhhhhhh cat too.

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