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October 13th, 2003, 01:17 PM
The Archangel Gabriel finds god resting quietly under a tree in Heaven.
"God, we thought we lost you. Where did you go for six days?"
Triumphantly, God points down at the Earth.
"What is that, God?"
"It's a planet, it's got mortal beings, and a balance."
"A Balance?", Gabriel quizzically asks.
"Yes, like take here, We'll call this India... in time, the most beautiful monument will be built, but the country will be impoverished, and overpopulated, and over here..." God explains most of the popular places in the world, and their balance.
Gabriel notices on one spot is a bright golden space.
"What's that God?"
"Oh, that's Louisiana... It's got beautiful bayous, wetlands, wildlife, flora, it's got great weather for most of the year, and it's truly a sportsman's paradise, and they'll love to party, and millions of people will come from the world over for a yearly celebration of sex, sin and debauchery."
"So.. where's the balance there?", Gabriel looks confused.
"Oh, well.. they're going to have this football team, called the Saints... and well, i had to give them everything else to make up for it."
"God, we thought we lost you. Where did you go for six days?"
Triumphantly, God points down at the Earth.
"What is that, God?"
"It's a planet, it's got mortal beings, and a balance."
"A Balance?", Gabriel quizzically asks.
"Yes, like take here, We'll call this India... in time, the most beautiful monument will be built, but the country will be impoverished, and overpopulated, and over here..." God explains most of the popular places in the world, and their balance.
Gabriel notices on one spot is a bright golden space.
"What's that God?"
"Oh, that's Louisiana... It's got beautiful bayous, wetlands, wildlife, flora, it's got great weather for most of the year, and it's truly a sportsman's paradise, and they'll love to party, and millions of people will come from the world over for a yearly celebration of sex, sin and debauchery."
"So.. where's the balance there?", Gabriel looks confused.
"Oh, well.. they're going to have this football team, called the Saints... and well, i had to give them everything else to make up for it."