LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell
August 27th, 2003, 09:36 AM
I know most of you have seen this becasue it's been going around for years but it still amkes me laugh.....#1 and #10 are the best.
Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they
would like to take back (by Joey Styles).
1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:
"This
is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her
warm
up and it was amazing."
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse
and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly
unique,
except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in
front of the
similar one in back."
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, specially my
mother and father."
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even
some
deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can
expect the same thing again."
7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice,
the
wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."
9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian D**ks is everywhere. It's
like
they've got eleven D**ks on the field."
10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing
so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls
and
kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?
Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they
would like to take back (by Joey Styles).
1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:
"This
is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her
warm
up and it was amazing."
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse
and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly
unique,
except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in
front of the
similar one in back."
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, specially my
mother and father."
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even
some
deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can
expect the same thing again."
7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice,
the
wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."
9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian D**ks is everywhere. It's
like
they've got eleven D**ks on the field."
10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing
so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls
and
kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?