Online Human Virus Scan.

[Bulldog]

Ok this is kinda cheesy but I thought it was pretty funny.
This site gives you seven pages of images. You click all the ones you recognize and it tells you about the "viruses" you have.

http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?

Here's my list of "viruses"

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

British (80%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Politics (95%)
Stop caring!

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Ultima (60%)
If you find one tell us.

Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory (65%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


British (65%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Free BSD (80%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Brand Names (60%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory (75%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

[LA_MERC_Maverick]

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

TotL
Go read Brunching


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


British (65%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Politics (70%)
Stop caring!


Conspiracy Theory (85%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

[CoF]

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


TotL
Go read Brunching


Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


X11
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Ultima
If you find one tell us.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.


Football
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Cthulhu (60%)
Read some Enid Blyton.


Amiga (90%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.


Southampton (84%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

[wookie]

for dirgey-m0n:

Politics: Stop Caring!

[bighead]

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Ultima
If you find one tell us.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching


Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Junkfood (95%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


British (70%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


UNIX (65%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.


Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.