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LA_MERC_MadMAX
March 13th, 2003, 11:14 AM
March 6, 2003. Today it was reported that severe earthquakes have occurred
in 10 different locations in France.

The severity was measured in excess of 10 on the Richter Scale.

The cause was the 56,681 dead American soldiers buried in French soil rolling
over in their graves.

According to the American Battle Monuments Commission there are:
26,255 Yankee dead from World War I buried in 4 cemeteries in France.

30,426 American dead from World War II buried in 6 cemeteries in France.

These 56,681 brave American heroes died in their youth to liberate a country
which is guilty of shameful unspeakable behavior in the 21st century.

May the United States of America never forget their sacrifice as we find ways
to forcefully deal with the Godforsaken unappreciative, forgetful country of
France!

SnAkEbItE
March 13th, 2003, 12:42 PM
I like that one.

Jubae
March 13th, 2003, 02:04 PM
w00t, let's nuke France
well, at least daisy cut them a little anyway

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