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SnAkEbItE
August 27th, 2002, 07:33 AM
Ok I kinda copied this from Gamespy Daily News Letter But I Found It Funny And There Might Be Some Who Don't Get The News Letter So Here They Are.


10. Drive a Jeep. Really, really fast.
9. Remove unnecessary "bed" from house to make way for dedicated LAN gaming room
8. Have the History channel on, nonstop
7. Post maps of Midway or Guadalcanal around the apartment
6. Learn how to repair an entire fighter plane using a single wrench
5. Convince History teacher that Stalingrad coulda been won with a better ping
4. Watch the tank-chase scene from Indiana Jones 3 over and over
3. Practice sneaking up behind neighborhood cars with a bazooka
2. Paint your house in desert camo
1. Learn handy German phrases, such as "Aus dem Panzer heraus und lassen einen Erwachsenen fahren, treten taube Testikel." ("Step out of the tank and let an adult drive, numbnuts.")

LA_MERC_Onji
August 27th, 2002, 07:54 AM
lol i like #6

LA_MERC_Mercy
August 27th, 2002, 08:11 AM
NUMBER 1 BABY...oh and i do like number 6 also...

LA_MERC_Diesel
August 27th, 2002, 09:58 AM
#6 LOL,
Or in Vicious and IamTylerDurden's case an entire Battleship, after it has run aground. w00t.
Let's get ready to rumble!!!
Has anyone seen the exact ship date yet?

LA_MERC_Mercy
August 27th, 2002, 10:18 AM
SEPTEMBER 12 it will be instores then...

SnAkEbItE
August 27th, 2002, 11:50 AM
Yeah I was kinda touched by number one and the love, compasion, and pactiecent's it showed your fellow man or woman.

Noxious
August 27th, 2002, 12:35 PM
and pactiecent's it showed your fellow man or woman.


yeah, what is "pactiecent's"?

do u mean patience?

Dead
August 27th, 2002, 01:41 PM
OMG they are all great

I PRE ORDERED MY COPY TODAY!!!

LA_MERC_Mercy
August 27th, 2002, 01:52 PM
oh hush...im going to have to try to get one the old fashion way...by Bribery....:D

Dead
August 27th, 2002, 02:03 PM
sorry bro

-Fr0st-
September 7th, 2002, 09:43 AM
I would love to get the game..But my Vid Crad Sux =(

Oh BTW It's Prepare..not Prepair...

-FA- Th|3f
September 10th, 2002, 04:00 AM
GOD i cannot wait to BFF so i can play it LOL

Cypher
September 10th, 2002, 08:49 AM
Originally posted by -Fr0st-
I would love to get the game..But my Vid Crad Sux =(

Oh BTW It's Prepare..not Prepair...

I like how you corrected his spelling of "repair" and misspelled "card" all in the same post. :)

LA_MERC_MadMAX
September 10th, 2002, 10:47 PM
I DO have to say, as a History major in college, I hope to see many more Maps in the final version...

I love games about WWII... I specialized in American History, and the last class I took was the History of America in the Era of WWII, and it still sticks in my mind. I learned more in that class than I will ever want to know about that war...lol.

It's a great game, and I really enjoy playing it, but it DOES hold a special meaning for me when I play it, if you get where I'm coming from....

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