So how come everyone gets to be a Merc but me?

[[[Corvette]]]

It's just because I'm female...my stats speak for themselves.

Sexism sucks dudes!

[LA_MERC_Mercy]

we did not know you were interested...if so you can contact me and we will discuss it...you are a very good player corvette, so lets talk okay

[[[Corvette]]]

Sorry guys, us females are given to slight emotional outbursts at times, ha ha ha!

I've asked a few times how to get in, and all I ever heard was "just play on the server for a while and then we'll see..."

BTW Blake, I saw your original post... f00... your "title" really suits you well!

[LA_MERC_Mercy]

LMAO

[bighead]

hehe vette just keep pluggin away at it..don't listen to vicious..we all know he's a boon

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

not just sexism, but canadianizem!! YoU lOoK doWN upOn CanAdiAnz!!

[bighead]

Sorry blake..didn't know u owned that word....b00n!!!

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

You darn right we look down on Canadiens!!!! Well, you're shorter than us for one!

And Corvette... I for one am offended by your sexism comment, I think that it was uncalled for and unfounded.

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

I do not believe the mercs are sexist.. (lack of females? =p ) But for a fact the are racist towards Canadians. And its not true at all about us being short! tallest man currectly alive likes in toronto canada and is 8"10. wOOt wOOt

[LA_MERC_Mercy]

bah..he is still short....j/k......

nah there are plenty of women in mercs...most just dont play,

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

In the clan;)? Oh and there is no 8"10 dOOd in toronto that i know of =\ Just a poll, how many of the MERCS are american!?

[LA_MERC_Mercy]

it depends on what you mean by American? do you mean a citizen of the United States of America or a person that was born on the contient of America?

[[[Corvette]]]

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone...and I'm not trying to "use" anything. Sexism does most definitely still come into play, especially in a male dominated game like CS. I've even had it happen from regulars on your server when none of you are on.

I think you guys are the coolest clan anywhere, and some of the best players anywhere, and that's what I want to be a part of.

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

female or not, you have skillZ. If you Own you owN, regardless of gender. I look up to yas, not cuz your female, but cuz your a good player. Like with bighead, i'd never look up to him, because his skills just aren't there, not cuz he is 1 smelly bOOn or anything, ya see ^^? jjjjj/kkkk bro

[bighead]

BAH!

[IamTylerDurden]

EOB --> "I'm a crazy canadian Eh! Pick me Pick me! Eh!"


hehehehe

Just kidding man, your as cool as Micheal J. Fox any day!

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

thats a compliment? THNX BRO.. btw send us an email next time you sicky, so I don't spam you at work all day =p

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

Originally posted by LA_MERC_Mercy
it depends on what you mean by American? do you mean a citizen of the United States of America or a person that was born on the contient of America?

How many were not BORN in USA? I was born in Canada, now live in sc usa. Actually last week we finally got ALL paper work done, passports, green cards. Only took 6 1/2 years wOOt wOOt!!

[IamTylerDurden]

Sorry about the non notice of my present health but at least when i return to the office tom. Ill feel loved!...

[LA_MERC_Mercy]

lol...well in that case, i was born in the United States of America...

[[[Corvette]]]

BTW Mercy, I love your logo. My first case mod was the Klingon symbol cut out in the side of the case.

[IamTylerDurden]

WHAT!!!>. Mercy is Klingon??? HE just said he was born in the US!??

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

Originally posted by LA_MERC_IamTylerDurden
Sorry about the non notice of my present health but at least when i return to the office tom. Ill feel loved!...

well you know.. when i'm extremely bored and I have no other means of keeping myself awake, then I PM you. :D hehehe So whacha do at home while ya are sicky? Did you leave your laptop up? cuz i been sendin you win-pops and they going through =p bighead prob same

[IamTylerDurden]

yea the laptop is up and but its locked... so hopefully no one has messed with it... and i slept a lot read the forums alot... nothing major!

[LA_MERC_Sniper]

woot woot i like her great attitude and player and her little kid is awsome i stil cant get over him being 5 lol thats tooooo awsome wait if she gets in would he be a baby merc lol

[[[Corvette]]]

His only problem right now is that he's playing on a crappy computer (K6-500 with a Voodoo 3500 and a monitor that is incredibly dark), and he still doesn't understand the subtleties of the game, like walking, and the strategy of it. He can shoot, rescue hosties, and plant the bomb, when he makes up his mind that he'd rather play than watch Scooby Doo. Also, I'm not sure if he ever buys armor. I guess I need to do some key binds for him, lol.

[IamTylerDurden]

Sometimes Id rather be watching Scooby-Doo LOL

[LA_MERC_Mercy]

hell i do watch Scooby Doo...he rules man...

[IamTylerDurden]

True!

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

Wow, you mean you guys are admiting there is a LIFE outside of cs? ooooo!! lol I like being on teams with powerwheels.. he likes to rush, then I know where the bad guys are ;) j/k I'm trying to teach my nephew to play.. but he still would rather eat the mouse. Maybe when he gets a bit older then 1 y.o he will do better.

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

Yeah, Joel is from Vulcan

Scott

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

He knows Vulcan but doesn't know what a Klingon is. LOL

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

Where you from?

[Dead]

Well personally I dont get upset anymore when i get snuffed out by Joshua aka [[PowerWheels]]- he is a 5 yo on a mission! I give him another year and he'll be kickin major booty.

[Dead]

all i can say is

BAHAHA!

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

Believe it or not PowerWheels was the leader of Knife killing. He had 15 over all, 2nd was tyler with 14, and Apoc 3rd with 13. He up there with the big guys!

[Dead]

Ya EoB I noticed that this morning - scary huh - best "Carver" is a 5YO !!!

W00T w00ty w00t w00t!

Jenni tell Joshua "Way to go" for me!

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

lol i've seen him come after me with that knife..scary thing..

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

how long did it take for you to complete the immigration to us?/ how long have you been in USA?

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Sieg Heil maybe?

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Dirge is correct...or, I could just ask my boss.
muhahaha

LaTech

[LA_MERC_Yankee]

So can you actually speak German? Does that help calm the chickens before they are slaughtered??

:D

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

errrmm..ok =p

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

LMAO Visual image of chickens marching in shiny boots with feathers held high!!!! w00t

[IamTylerDurden]

5 yr old boys with knives...
chickes in shiny goot with feathers held on...


only on MERC baby, yea!

[[[Corvette]]]

HA HA HA, you know who most of Joshua's knife kills are against? ME, roflol. I suck with a knife. He talked me into playing on the LAN with him earlier, nothing but knives, and it was like 20 to 5 his way. I still can't figure out how he does it...all I know is I hit him once, and he kills me...he was like "aim for the head mommy, and hit the other mouse button" Bahahahahaha!!!

[Dead]

he's right the alt attack button does more damage - its more of a "stick and rip" move

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

How old is Powerwheels???

Scott

[[[Corvette]]]

He's 5. Won't be 6 until next May.

[Dead]

5

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

OMG!!! I drink scotch that's 3 times his age!!! That little guy is derm good for that age.

Scott

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

He goin to be roCkin thE seVer in NexT fEw yEarZ =p

[Apocalypse]

When he turns 6 can we have a birthday party for him? w33ty w33t w00t!:fruit

[Dead]

...and just where are you planing to have it? ..... hooters? bhahaha

[[[Corvette]]]

He would love that. Every time he kills someone, he comes in here and asks "Who did I kill?". He then laughs fiendishly, especially if it was me or Deadhorse he killed. And heaven help the furniture when he gets killed, lol. He has just about beat the table his computer is on to death.

But every now and then I have to make him quit playing. He gets mad and starts crying when he gets killed right away over and over (sometimes I know how he feels, lol). I make him quit for a while and go watch cartoons.

[eNdOfBeGinNinG]

I wish someone pulled me from the pc when i start to cry over my deaths=( makes it worse when I stay =(

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

That's priceless! I beat the heck out of my furniture too. Hearing about making him cry reminds me of Austin Powers fighting Mini Me. "Poor little bugger. He's so small." Then Mini Me (Powerwheels) gets up and knifes me. Ahhhh! LOL

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

You tell him that the 30+ year olds cry and beat the furniture too when those haxors (Illegal Op and Apoc) come AWP'ing.

Scott :p

[IamTylerDurden]

WORD!

[-FA- Th|3f]

I am with you on this i suck in stats but i have funn rushing in first instead of camping and etting all the kills like some people i know. *cough Apoc* *cough*