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LA_MERC_Andyconda
September 29th, 2008, 09:01 AM
The Birk Economic Recovery PLan



I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in
a We Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000
bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman
and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a
We Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college – it'll be there
Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car – create jobs
Invest in the market – capital drives growth
Pay for your parent's medical insurance – health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out
a puny $1000.00 ( 'vote buy' ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG – liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.

Sure it's a crazy idea that can 'never work.'

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned
instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Kindest personal regards,

Birk

T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

LA_MERC_th33_r00k
September 29th, 2008, 09:09 AM
Check his math......it sucks.

85,000,000,000 / 200,000,000 = $425

Here is your check.

The kid in my avatar can do better math. My avatar should say, "I f**kin' love doing math!"

LA_MERC_BS
September 29th, 2008, 09:56 AM
HURRAY!!! Andy has single handily stopped the next great depression with his amazing ability to recognize solutions to problems believed to be unavoidable. Who needs that stupid "bail out plan", we have Andy. We're going to rename September "Andytember" in honor of this great man and his innovative ideas. I believe Andy has more in him. We should resolve all of our country's issues right now. Andy, do you have any ideas on how to fix our growing illegal immigration problems?

The sad part is, Andy could probably fix everything in 4 years if elected president. Why is it that government and politics slow things down and make things seem much more difficult than they really are?

LA_MERC_LaTech
September 29th, 2008, 10:12 AM
Damn math...carry the 9...FAIL

LA_MERC_johncst
September 29th, 2008, 05:52 PM
woot check in the mail

Rollout
September 29th, 2008, 09:33 PM
Does it work any better with 700 BILLION??????????? :)

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