One can only imagine...

[LA_MERC_FragFood]

If the result of this legal charge (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/stories/DN-sumrow_11met.ART.State.Edition1.466c73e.html) were to actually play out like it did on Penny Arcade (http://www.penny-arcade.com/):

Gotta love the dialog from the prosecutor.

[LA_MERC_Captain_Obvious]

LOL.... somehow I think that might be Toby one day... "seriously, it's an offsite backup system for disaster recovery... with quad SLI, dual socket quad core 3.0Ghz, 16GB ram and 4 x 150GB raptors in raid5."