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September 29th, 2006, 04:22 PM
We move into week 4 of the LA_MERC FFL season. Here are the rankings as of 9/29/206.
1. Legion of Doom 3-0-0 1.000 451.00 W-3
2. BlackJacks 3-0-0 1.000 424.00 W-3
3. WetznyAvatar Groupy 2-1-0 .667 380.00 W-2
4. Conda's 1-2-0 .333 461.00 L-2
5. WICKEDJESTERS 1-2-0 .333 403.00 L-2
6 Bayou Bengels 1-2-0 .333 401.00 L-1
7. LaTech Bulldogs 1-2-0 .333 350.00 W-1
8. Numbnuts 0-3-0 .000 397.00 L-3
Week 4 commentary and lines:
Outhouse/Penthouse Bowl
Legion of Doom (3-0) vs. Numbnuts (0-3)
According to team owner Wetzel this is going to be a tough game. “Well we’re just happy to be here. Nuts are a tough group, they won’t be easy to beat.” “He’s got a good squad of players, like well Kurt Warner… he once won a Super Bowl, and he’s got the Bears kicker along with some other players like…….hmmmm… R. Bush; R. Bush is good I think.” Continues the coach, “the reason Nuts are 0-3 is not because their team sucks, no that’s not it at all. They are very, very good. You don’t have to be an expert in this field to truly understand how great these Nuts are.” LOD will be led once again by LT and Stephan Jackson in the backfield. LT has a tough match-up against the Ravens, but Jackson goes against the Paper Tigers. Hasselbeck got on track last week against the Giants and will duplicate it against the tough bears. Will the Nuts slip to 0-4 or can they garner their first win of the year?
LOD 119 Numbnuts 106
Game of the Week
WAG (2-1) vs. BlackJacks (3-0)
Surprising WAG is rolling along ripping off back-to-back wins “ You can’t deny the power of the Avatar, they’re hot! And so are we” WAG is riding QB’S Rex Grossman and Peyton Manning. “BJ’s are good, should be a good match,” “we held our own against the Conda’s, they tried to back door us and we ended up back dooring the HELL outta them, it was nice.” Methodical BJ’S just keep winning, “we don’t care who WAG punked last week, and we’ll **** him up if he try’s any of that HOMO crap on us.” BJ’S gained from the return of Steve Smith but are reeling from the loss of Shaun Alexander to a broken foot. The bye week removes Eli so the BJ’S go into this game slightly undermanned. “Our team is no joke BJ’S rule, ask anyone. There’s no denying a good BJ and we know our BJ’S are good, ask my brother.”
WAG 142 BJ’S 139 in a squeaker!
Battle of New Orleans
Bayou Bagels (1-2) vs. La Tech Fighting Poodles (1-2)
The Poodles rebounded last week and dry humped Numbnuts into submission. “Getting our first victory was a tremendous relief, it was a big moment.” “Similar to the first time I sex with someone other than my sister, it was that big.” Brunell and Favre lead the Poodles; so a complete collapse at any moment is possible. The Bagles were hammered by the BJ’S last week and look to get back on track against the usually inept Poodles. “We need a win, and this is our week.” Bagels are desperate for a huge week from C Johnson and C Palmer; “ without big production from those two we suck.” “Our backfield is terrible, we’ve tried everything including Gay Midget Porn”
Bagels 125 Poodles 106 Porn Works.
Honey I Shrunk the Bank Account Bowl
Conda’s (1-2) vs. WickedJesters (1-2)
Fresh off his weekend adventure to New Orleans where he simultaneously abused his liver and his Money Market account, league point’s leader Conda’s attempts to salvage his season in a bitter match up against Wicked Jester. “ We score at will, kind of like last weekend in the Crescent City.” QB’S McNappy and Ron Mexico both have very favorable match-ups, along with an outstanding backfield of James and Dunn Condas could take the Jester deep. “We plan to hide our women and children,” so says the Jesters owner. “ The Condas are totally out of control, hell we wont even sell Nyquil or Skin Bracer with this guy around.” “He’s like a ****ing drunk Indian.” Jesters are hamstrung, losing Wee Willie Parker and Jeremy Shockey to bye weeks. The key for the Jesters could be a huge game from Charlie Frye in a great match-up against the Raiders. “Don’t **** with me or I’ll come party in your town, mother ****er. Give me another ‘hand grenade’ would you buddy?”
Conda’s 137 WickedJester 110
1. Legion of Doom 3-0-0 1.000 451.00 W-3
2. BlackJacks 3-0-0 1.000 424.00 W-3
3. WetznyAvatar Groupy 2-1-0 .667 380.00 W-2
4. Conda's 1-2-0 .333 461.00 L-2
5. WICKEDJESTERS 1-2-0 .333 403.00 L-2
6 Bayou Bengels 1-2-0 .333 401.00 L-1
7. LaTech Bulldogs 1-2-0 .333 350.00 W-1
8. Numbnuts 0-3-0 .000 397.00 L-3
Week 4 commentary and lines:
Outhouse/Penthouse Bowl
Legion of Doom (3-0) vs. Numbnuts (0-3)
According to team owner Wetzel this is going to be a tough game. “Well we’re just happy to be here. Nuts are a tough group, they won’t be easy to beat.” “He’s got a good squad of players, like well Kurt Warner… he once won a Super Bowl, and he’s got the Bears kicker along with some other players like…….hmmmm… R. Bush; R. Bush is good I think.” Continues the coach, “the reason Nuts are 0-3 is not because their team sucks, no that’s not it at all. They are very, very good. You don’t have to be an expert in this field to truly understand how great these Nuts are.” LOD will be led once again by LT and Stephan Jackson in the backfield. LT has a tough match-up against the Ravens, but Jackson goes against the Paper Tigers. Hasselbeck got on track last week against the Giants and will duplicate it against the tough bears. Will the Nuts slip to 0-4 or can they garner their first win of the year?
LOD 119 Numbnuts 106
Game of the Week
WAG (2-1) vs. BlackJacks (3-0)
Surprising WAG is rolling along ripping off back-to-back wins “ You can’t deny the power of the Avatar, they’re hot! And so are we” WAG is riding QB’S Rex Grossman and Peyton Manning. “BJ’s are good, should be a good match,” “we held our own against the Conda’s, they tried to back door us and we ended up back dooring the HELL outta them, it was nice.” Methodical BJ’S just keep winning, “we don’t care who WAG punked last week, and we’ll **** him up if he try’s any of that HOMO crap on us.” BJ’S gained from the return of Steve Smith but are reeling from the loss of Shaun Alexander to a broken foot. The bye week removes Eli so the BJ’S go into this game slightly undermanned. “Our team is no joke BJ’S rule, ask anyone. There’s no denying a good BJ and we know our BJ’S are good, ask my brother.”
WAG 142 BJ’S 139 in a squeaker!
Battle of New Orleans
Bayou Bagels (1-2) vs. La Tech Fighting Poodles (1-2)
The Poodles rebounded last week and dry humped Numbnuts into submission. “Getting our first victory was a tremendous relief, it was a big moment.” “Similar to the first time I sex with someone other than my sister, it was that big.” Brunell and Favre lead the Poodles; so a complete collapse at any moment is possible. The Bagles were hammered by the BJ’S last week and look to get back on track against the usually inept Poodles. “We need a win, and this is our week.” Bagels are desperate for a huge week from C Johnson and C Palmer; “ without big production from those two we suck.” “Our backfield is terrible, we’ve tried everything including Gay Midget Porn”
Bagels 125 Poodles 106 Porn Works.
Honey I Shrunk the Bank Account Bowl
Conda’s (1-2) vs. WickedJesters (1-2)
Fresh off his weekend adventure to New Orleans where he simultaneously abused his liver and his Money Market account, league point’s leader Conda’s attempts to salvage his season in a bitter match up against Wicked Jester. “ We score at will, kind of like last weekend in the Crescent City.” QB’S McNappy and Ron Mexico both have very favorable match-ups, along with an outstanding backfield of James and Dunn Condas could take the Jester deep. “We plan to hide our women and children,” so says the Jesters owner. “ The Condas are totally out of control, hell we wont even sell Nyquil or Skin Bracer with this guy around.” “He’s like a ****ing drunk Indian.” Jesters are hamstrung, losing Wee Willie Parker and Jeremy Shockey to bye weeks. The key for the Jesters could be a huge game from Charlie Frye in a great match-up against the Raiders. “Don’t **** with me or I’ll come party in your town, mother ****er. Give me another ‘hand grenade’ would you buddy?”
Conda’s 137 WickedJester 110