Monday Night!!!

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

That's right boys & girls, Monday Night is almost upon us. What's special about Monday night you say?

Well,

RETURN TO THE DOME!!!! The Saints are back at home for the first time since Katrina! w00t AND they're 2-0! Double w00t!! AND they're playing the dirty devil birds, hated arch-enemies from the town with no culture or soul! triple w00t!!! AND dirty-birds are 2-0!! four w00ts!!!! AND free music in the form of Cowboy Mouth, Goo goo Dolls, Grenn Day, & U2!!! five w00ts!!!!! AND the wrekcing crew is taking off at lunch on Monday and expecting to be back in consciousness sometime on Tuesday!!!! six w00ts!!!!!!

Let's go LA_MERC Drinking Team & Football Hell Raisers--> Spark, Yankee, Andyconda & friends.

[LA_MERC_Onji]

this should be good

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Can I get some odds on who will be the one guy running half naked onto the field only to be smothered by a phalanx of offensive linemen and off duty cops?

Served or over served a broad array ice cold cereal malt beverages one of you has the GONAD’S to give us, your friends, a show. I say the law be dammed, run onto the field! I’m sure we could collect enough funds to bail one or two out of jail, but please no assault charges!

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

You're only taking a half day Monday Robby. I'm taking off all Monday and Tuesday. Also, reply to my email. What's the Deal Pickle.

[LA_MERC_Spark]

:D Unfortunately I have used all my vacation time to finish the house. I will be in a BAD way on tuesday I fear. :(

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

I give a ****znat if you have to work so long as come Sunday night and Monday night you can go drinking and partying. ALthough James has stated he is out of vacation I see no mention of the fact he will miss the activities of teh weekend. I'm planning on getting in Sunday afternoon Spark. Prepare to HURT. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

[LA_MERC_Spark]

oh man...Andy never learns...YOU will be the one hurtin big dog! LMFAO!

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Ok, and your point is?????????????????????????? That being said I'm headed for New Orleans in about 30 minutes. You coming out with me tonight James.

[cd]

Here's to the Falcons running for 250+ yards again.


Also here's to an injury free game, and I wish I could be there.

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

..we wish vick the best...hopes he "breaks a leg" out there... :p:

[LA_MERC_Spark]

Here's to the Falcons running for 250+ yards again.


Also here's to an injury free game, and I wish I could be there.


LMFAO.... um...didn't even come CLOSE

What a game.... what a game. I am so glad I decided to get season tickets again... Had a lot of fun hanging out with the guys... even when I was busy trying to fall down onto the people in front of us :D

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

LMFAO.... um...didn't even come CLOSE

What a game.... what a game. I am so glad I decided to get season tickets again... Had a lot of fun hanging out with the guys... even when I was busy trying to fall down onto the people in front of us :D


More details please.... sounds like a good time had by all!

[LA_MERC_Spark]

six beers + 8 double crown n 7s = drunk Sparkolicious

[cd]

wow, what can I say. Saints DOMINATED us. This one hurts. You get those losses that piss you off, and then you get the ones that feel like you were kicked in the nuts, this was one of nut kickers.

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

six beers + 8 double crown n 7s = drunk Sparkolicious

Dammit boy.... was that just at lunch? Gotta pace yourself!! LOL

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

w00t fun stuff. Funny when you look over and all you see Spark's feet dangling up in the ait while his face is wedged between the guy in fonrt f him and his seat. lmao Then to see Yankee rubbing his jaw after getting clocked by Spark on a mis-directed attempt at a towel snap. lmao Andy laid low on Monday. Well, I guess he had to after the bank shut him off from his ATM card... lmao

good times great game.

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

I'm sorry... did I read that right? ATM DOWN!?? MEDIC!! WE NEED A CASH INFUSION ....!! STAT!! LOL . Holy **** cut off by the ATM.... Funny... More info needed!

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

oh man the ho's must have been nice for that price... :p:
Andy does not care ...ho's before bro's


so you are telling me that Andy saw the game?!?!
obviously Spark saw blur's of the game and the new dome floor upclose

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Andy needs a bank with a higher daily HO LIMIT!!! LMAO!


ATM "Excuse me sir, you've exceeded your HO limit.... Notifying wife"


Andy "****ing Technology.... Give me my HO MONEY!!"

[LA_MERC_Spark]

lmao...and just think...this was only the first game... just wait till the team matures and we learn how to get drunk with style :D

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

yeah if anything that is what you fools need to work on, ya'll are some messy drunks...
Andy...oh Andy...where ya at?!?!?

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

And I thought he was in hiding due to the loss at the hands of The Wetzny Avatar Groupies this weekend. It sounds like y'all had alot of fun. Keep up the good work.....hahahahahaha.

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

I'm here. Maybe only in body and not spirit but I'm here. I got carried away at strip clubs and the casino. Loose women and gambling tables are not a good mix. I came clean with the wife and she was not happy at all. She's pissed our (her money) went on the garter and in the boobs of some fluzzies and then being an idiot I tried to win the money back I lost at the gold mine strip club at teh Harrah's Casino. Couldn't hide it either as the ATM transcipt says Harrah's on it. Doh, stupid technology. I learned a lesson the hard way that night. The only reason I seemed a little dosile at the game is I had no money for booze and its tough at my point in life to mooch off the buddies. They were buddies though, kept feeding and sheltering me as I learn a hard lesson in life. I did however make the entire game. Thanks Robby, Reed, James and Brian for helping a brother out in a time of need. It may be time for Action Andy to slow down. Getting old is hell.

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

P.S. THE GAME WAS AMAZING AND IS SOMETHING I WILL NEVER FORGET. GEAUX SAINTS!

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

lol It's the only one you CAN ever remember! :p:

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Hang in there man... Flowers, Jewels, followed by Flowers and then more Jewels, that might help.

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Hang in there man... Flowers, Jewels, followed by Flowers and then more Jewels, that might help.

She might have to settle for wild flowers growing on the median of the interstate. ATM still laughs when I put my card in.

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Donate some plasma.... :gimli: Sell an organ or two...

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

LMAO!!

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

donate plasma!

lmao

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

You guys are great. The love. The support. What more can a man ask for. Although if I donate, that means I don't get money right?

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

you do get money...i guess its not technically a 'donation'...:)

I have considered it in the past!

[LA_MERC_th33_r00k]

lmao...............................

[LA_MERC_Nutria]

Let's all have a plasma drive to get Andy out of the dog-house.

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

I would imagine your ‘type’ of plasma is in great demand. You’re an open water diver, so obviously you have no fear. When confronted and outnumbered by superior enemy forces you rarely call for back up, instead you bum-rush the squad leader while shooting the medic. Which proves you’re not a coward. By your description of the recent events in NO you’re very generous with your affection and money, and unlikely to decline the offer of a beverage from friends or strangers. This would lead me to believe you’re a warm and caring person, coupled with your strength and ‘give em hell’ attitude, you fit the profile of a plasma donor to a tee.

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Pretty close David. I give blood all the time. I gave to the curb this weekend. A little to the dirt. Some to the police car. And even a few drops to the broken bottle I used to stop the violence in Razoo's this weekend. See, I am generous. But I'll be damned if i remeber getting any money for my donations.

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Pretty close David. I give blood all the time. I gave to the curb this weekend. A little to the dirt. Some to the police car. And even a few drops to the broken bottle I used to stop the violence in Razoo's this weekend. See, I am generous. But I'll be damned if i remeber getting any money for my donations.


I can't wait to hear this on TS!!. Let me know when you can play again.... we'll all gather 'round uncle Andy's knee (with popcorn and hot coco) and listen as he explains why large quantities of alcohol, greedy strippers and ATM cards don't mix!

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

LOL who needs TS, no one can tell a story on the forums like Andy...BS is a close 2nd, but Andy is still...Uncle Andy.

[Biggs]

crazy bastage! lol

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

lol what is this nonsense about police cars and razoo's? Don't forget about throwing up ON my house

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

Ok, gather around kids. It's story time. Now before I start let me just say that these events I describe may not be in conological order. Also the fact that being sobriety challenged seems to inflate fact and sequences that appear normal to the unimpaired man seem extravagant to the impared. That being said let me do some foreshadowing. Last year a Hurricane named Katrina ravaged the gulf coast. It devestated the greatest city in the world (The Big Easy, sometimes refered to as New Orleans), so in doing so it tore up teh Superdome and the home of my beloved Saints. Well a year later plus the Dome is being reopened on the Saints first home game of the year. Both team are undefeated and its a Monday Night game. For that week I take off of work Monday and Tuesday. I head over to New Orleans Sunday afternoon with a friend (Mr. B). B is short for Brian. Uncle Andy does this with people at it simplifies his responses he has to give and being a frequent sobriety challeneged person needs the simplicity. B and I head to New Orleans with a Nice cold Killians beer. It lasted all teh way to the Mobile Tunnel (3 miles down the road). We have to stop for more liabations. An 8 pack a piece pony miller lite will do. I mean we are driving for Christ sake. Upon arriving to the city we're out of drinks. Robby graciously says load up we're headed to a bar called Madigans to take care of our thirsty conditions. While their we go through a few pitchers of Abita Ale Beer. Soon the people that have to work the next day go home and B and I decide its way to early to call it quits. Lets go down town. Bourbon Street here we come. Not being the timid type which David has so noted I head straight for Tropical Isle. Why you may ask. Becuase it is home of the strongest drink on the strip called the hand grenade. The bartender briefly describes the beautiful green liquid to which has Brian mesmerized. I hear him say but it tastes so good. That can't be good. A highly alcoholic drink that tastes good. BAD COMBO. Mix that with two guys who don't know any better and decide to drink 5 a piece. Well an hour or so at the Tropical Isle we see some really good looking women go by. We run to the door to watch closer. Of course we stumbled and knocked a few things over so teh girls noticed we tripped on our lower lip getting a beeter view. They're working girls at a local strip club called The Gold Mine. Follow us they say. What a mere mortal man suppose to do. Well, since you kids are still young and this is a public forum we'll just say like David said that, Drunk men, loose women, and an ATM card don't mix. BUT WAIT. Andy has a brilliant idea. I'll go to teh Casino down the strip and win it all back. Yeah, that makes sense. For the record. A drunk man, A Casino, and an ATM card mix just as well. Early in the morning when I'm escorted out of the Casino becuase I apparently can't see my hand trying to grab the next drink off teh tray that the pretty little waitress at the Casino is trying to hand me that I knock and spill all over her and the Black Jack table. At this point I realize, Hey, what ever happened to that Brian guy. Oh well hope he's all right. I'm tired I need a place to sleep. The very nice door man at the Casino informs me, "Hey, you can't sleep on the steps, you have 30 seconds to move on before I call the cops..................Snooze...................... ..Snooze.........................blue red blue red blue red blue red, hey look at the pretty lights. Sir, you'll have to move on says the nice New Orleans cop. Had I known that type of thing was frowned upon is my reply. They ask me for my keys. I don't have any. This Brian guy I was with has them. Is he as drunk as ytou are sir. NO I say. Well we'll need you to call him to get you. No, I say. The cop still acts nice and says why is that. Because I'm not riding with that drunk bastard is my reply. But you said he wasn't as drunk as you Mr. Bell. No he's drunker, Hey, How'd you know my name. Becuase the Casino says they had to kick you out. How do thay know my name. The door man replies well you have a bank draft note in your pocket which means you used the ATM but need a cashier to give you teh amount of money therefore they know your name. Wow, imagine that. More of that technology crap. Damn, stupid guys got it tough now a days. Well I'm informed that they'll have to take me in. Wait I say. Doesn't the Casino have rooms. I'll stay there. Nope, door man say their booked. The other cop says he Holiday Inn select is the only place he knows with vacancy since the game has everyhting booked. Ok, I'll go there. No no says the nice police officer. We'll take you and ifd you don't get a room your going to Jail. I remeber the nice lady behind teh counter saying its 175 a night you still want the room. I simply tell the sweet lady, Yes Ma'am, see those 2 cops standing behind me. They say YES. Well once escorted to the room I call B and ask him where he is. He's at Razoo's. I tell him where I am and he says, can't come buddy I haven't a clue where I am in this city and where to go. Stay there Buddy I'll come get you. Had to sneak out teh back as the cops were still in front of the hotel chatting. Walk all teh way back to Bourbon Street. Brian is in Razoo's dancing with ladies and drinking it up. Have a shot Andy he says. Hell yeah says Andy. Not too many shots later Andy is dancing it up. Problem here is he's not very coordinated. I bump a few guys and girls the wrong way and soon Andy is escorted out of Razoo's. Problem here is Andy doesnt' want to stop. Brian mouth off to one of the opther patrons and next thing I know I've got some guy head locked on the curb. Doesn't take long before the police show up and break everything up. We play Nice and they soon cut the pretty orange tie bands off our hands and let us go. Now its 3 inthe morning and I'm REALLY REALLY tired. Walk all the way back to the hotel to crash for the night, I mean morning. I wake up at 8 a.m. to drive to Robby's to be woken up at 11:00 a.m. to go get lunch. Not bad you say. Wait just a minute. Robby givesa Andy an ultimatum. Get up now or we leave you. Not to be left I get up and walk around to shake off the night. YAK, sorry, was that your house Robby. I think I just puked in the lawn. 6 times. I won't say I recovered but I did go with Robby. A rough car ride to the dry dock bar. Well by the time we made the first concert and I drank a few beers I felt better. The game was awesome and after a lot of arse kissing with the Miss I'm doing better. Andy learned a hard lesson that night (weekend). And that kids is how Uncle Andy screwed up this time. Stay tuned to the same bat channel and we'll see what happens next.

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

heh

That's not too bad. If you hadn't made the Gold Club (not gold Mine, that's a bar), you would've been okay. Moral of the story is: Stop going out with people from the North East! lol

[LA_MERC_Wetzny]

Lovely story Andy and you tell it so well!! I love the part where the cop informs you that the Casino knows your name because of the DRAFT you've signed!!! Classic! LMFAO... So where are you staying for the upcoming LAN? (Note to WETZ ......NEVER, EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE GO ANYWHERE NEAR N.O., A BAR, STRIP CLUB, OR A CASINO WITH ANDY.. EVER)

Sounds like you did a good job with the law.... Generally thats my weak point. I don't ever recall having the plastic cuffs or for that matter ANY cuffs removed. (until I hit the cell floor)

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

heh

That's not too bad. If you hadn't made the Gold Club (not gold Mine, that's a bar), you would've been okay. Moral of the story is: Stop going out with people from the North East! lol

You know, you may be on to something Robby. I had the same kind of experience when I brought Todd to a Saints game in New Orleans. I'm going to have to stick to you local boys. You, Reed, and James are a trouble enough, but you do know how to keep a brother in line.

Note To Self. Self: Listen to Robby and Reed next time dumbass.

[LA_MERC_Spark]

Well.... all I can say is I'm DAMN glad I decided to carry my arse to the house Sunday night.

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

I'm suprised you made it to the house that Night. Once you did the header into the row in front of us at teh game I knew it was going to be a long night for Sparky. Lol. Way to hang tough. You pounded some alcohol that day.

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

you guys do realize that college is over right? :stick :)

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

you guys do realize that college is over right? :stick :)

I'm not sure you get it AL. I'mnot sure it ever started. For me college never happened. It's all a hazy blurred memory too. I Love Beer.