Battle Lines Have Been Drawn

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

w00t I'm sure I speak for Andyconda on this... We got your back! We'll go down swigging (errr.. I think that's what I meant). I mean, Andy's never not lasted an entire LAN right? And I dare anyone to come up with proof I have fallen in battle (ignore the signature on this post please).

Anyhoo, I challenge all comers to the beer gallon challenge!!!!

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

And another thing!!!! BIG BROTHER WILL EAT CRAWFISH AND SUCK DA HEADS!!!!

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

I'm with ya...

LaTech

[bighead]

*trembles in fear that bb decides the crawfish heads aren't big enough*

fro you know i got your back..it will be way back here in sc but still i got it

[Big Mama Funk]

You going down f00! I will PERSONALLY see to it that you get a nuclear wedgie right before they duct tape you to the wall! Muahahahahahahaha!!!!

[LA_MERC_Avatar]

im bring ducktape, electrical tape, scotch tape, and video tape....to record your falling...

[LA_MERC_eX1|eS' ch1|d]

I'm witcha Perm, it may be a few hours for me to get there to untape you. But in the flip mode by the time I get there everyone will have passed out and we can tape them to the ceiling or to the hood of their cars. I gotcha back snoop.

[cd]

Chuck's full of excuses.... I mean hell, I'm making it down there... he should too.. :D

[Noxious]

I got y0 bak Perm, j00 know dat.

[LA_MERC_Andyconda]

You know it Perm. They go to taping up my fro bro and I'm going to have to lock it in 4 low and rip'em a rut. Ernie you'll need something better than duct tape to hold perm there while I'm there with the Superlift F-150. The only thing perm is keeping Dirge away from me. If he's there I'll be sobriety challenged. Also, can someone tell me how to adjust the grain of my awp bullets. Here lately I'm pulling the trigger and seeing gallons of blood fly, but the guys in the scope (or girl) meerly laughs bends down ties there shoe, spits out their bubble gum, wipes off thier beed, snuggles thier gun into their shoulder and lays me down to sleep. Oh God I want the days of beta 4 when the AWP owned. You could hit'em in the pinky toe and they'd fall. Anyway I can't wait till then LAN.

[LA_MERC_darkprowess]

i always got ya back homes... ya know that... and they aint tapin you to a wall till they go though me 1st... as for that gallon beer challenge Dirge i'm definetely in on it heheh... atleast for as long as Red keeps those dang Wild Turkey's away from me... he's gonna need a better hidin spot than behind his pc to do that though heheh...

[Missy]

Take lots of pictures! And there better be some of BigPermJR being taped to his chair!!!! GRIN He knows why I say chair too!!!!

I wish I could be there! =(

[Crazy White Boy]

Perms my bro, but BMF is a women, and nothin is worse than bein on the oppisite end of a womens rage, so im stayin nuetral on this one :D

[Big Mama Funk]

correction: Being on the opposite end of a skunk with gas is worse.

[LA_MERC_eX1|eS' ch1|d]

Says who? Prolly a woman, they don't know how lethal they are to men.

[Big Mama Funk]

Actually, I'm a large black man from Chicago...but, BOY! I had you all going, didn't I!

[SgtJeff]

Im comin armed! :laugh:

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

That brings up an interesting question Jeff...Are we going to La strapped??

Scott

[cd]

Would it be wise to give BB anymore than a pellet gun? :laugh:

[LA_MERC_Cowboy_From_Hell]

Thats all I need Block Head...er...Buster...:laugh:

For work its a Beretta 92 fs.
Off duty I have S&W 6904 (13 shot 9mm)
and a Colt Pony (7 shot .380)

Scott:d:

[cd]

Wow.... I've got a Spyder Compact 2000.... sorry paintball's all I got :)

[LA_MERC_darkprowess]

since the gallon challenge can't be in your house we'll have to do it before we get there :wig :fart :bigfart

[Big Mama Funk]

Guess someone better cancel Guataloupe and the donkey...

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Hell no, especially if it's a rented donkey!!!!!

[Big Mama Funk]

You guys are crackin me up.

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Hey maybe the donkey can enter the gallon challenge? Huh? huh?

Or....

Maybe the donkey will wind up like the donkey on "Bachelor Party"?


Well, in any case, Ima gonna enjoy the hell out of beating that rented donkey!!!!!

ROFLMAO

[cd]

Yall know you have to put a deposit down for a donkey rental... and dont expect to get your money back if he's walking around gimp

[Big Mama Funk]

Dirge, it frightens me that you understood what I was talking about.

[Big Mama Funk]

Do I need to spell out what part of the donkey you can jump up? LOLOLOLOLOL

[Big Mama Funk]

It was a trick question. You can't jump up yourself. :p

[cd]

Lol... we get silence from Blake for about 2-3 weeks all is nice and calm and then he comes back and wont shut up...

[LA_MERC_Dirge]

Boy, he's graduating... Sneaked by English class though. hehehe Hope your going into a match or science field.
j/k man