WWJD: What would Jesus drive?

[TruckGuy]

This question has been posed by environmental groups: If Jesus were walking the earth today, what kind of car would he drive if he got tired of walking? One theory holds that he would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." Dodge trucks were also popular in heaven's car pool, as evidenced by the warning to Moses' followers not to go up the mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." But most scholars agree that Jesus favored Honda, since it is written that, following his lead, "The Apostles were in one Accord." From the internet

[SaBeR512]

poo

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Yea you would say that being that your the Lead Honda Mechanic at a dealership...LOL

[aCiD]

If this is what enviromental groups think about.. then i say we bring those morons down..

[TruckGuy]

I'd really like to see em' put 12 people in one Accord.

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

Did'nt they make station wagon accord??

Maybe thats what they drove?

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Well...we are talking about "back in the day"...I'm sure Honda has gone through a couple different revisions on the Accord since then.

[TruckGuy]

Yea, Honda had a Accord wagon from '90 to '97. Probably still cant fit 12 grown men in it. Those wagons are gettin' hard to come by now.

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

If they can fit 25 clowns in a VW Bug, they can fit 12 men in an Accord :D

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

After all they ate from the land and walked everywhere they went. They were all skinny :)

[TruckGuy]

hahahahahhaha!!!!!!!