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LA_MERC_MadMAX
September 18th, 2004, 10:55 PM
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high."

Slayer
September 18th, 2004, 10:59 PM
LOL Better than mowing!

LA_MERC_Shadow
September 19th, 2004, 04:15 AM
Good one. But it's not what I thought it would be about from the title;)

Silent_Killer
September 19th, 2004, 03:44 PM
ha ha hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhaahaha hahahaha, that was funny

LA_MERC_YellowDog
September 19th, 2004, 04:57 PM
I hate Lawyers......

TruckGuy
September 20th, 2004, 10:58 AM
The title sounds more like the last 30 seconds before a van load of dead heads roll through a road block!

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