SweetGirL
August 30th, 2004, 10:13 AM
}{ybrid considered trying this before he left the house this morning lol:
CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today; I really sick. Got headache, stomachache and legs hurt - I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me 'some lovin". That makes everything better, and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say, and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house!
CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today; I really sick. Got headache, stomachache and legs hurt - I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me 'some lovin". That makes everything better, and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say, and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house!