Help Me Painkiller

[Timbo]

Hey Guys I need Help Have you see the game call Painkiller. Man look at this guy. I can not kill this guy

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

lol...that's because you're the size of an ant!!!

[Maximus]

:stu

You might as well try to run at him with an axe or something...Is he made outta wood???

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Axe? No...fire baby!!! Actually...throw him into the bog to see if he floats...
V: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
P1: Are there? Well then tell us! (tell us)
V: Tell me... what do you do with witches?
P3: Burn'em! Burn them up! (burn burn burn)
V: What do you burn apart from witches?
P1: More witches! (P2 nudge P1)
(pause)
P3: Wood!
V: So, why do witches burn?
(long pause)
P2: Cuz they're made of... wood?
V: Gooood.
(crowd congratulates P2)
V: So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
P1: Build a bridge out of her!
V: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
P1: Oh yeah...
V: Does wood sink in water?
P1: No
P3: No. It floats!
P1: Let's throw her into the bog! (yeah yeah ya!)
V: What also floats in water?
P1: Bread
P3: Apples
P2: Very small rocks
(V looks annoyed)
P1: Cider
P3: Grape gravy
P1: Cherries
P3: Mud
King: A Duck!
(all look and stare at king)
V: Exactly! So, logically...
P1(thinking): If she ways the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
V: And therefore,
(pause & think)
P3: A witch! (P1: a witch)(P2: a witch)(all: a witch!)

[LA_MERC_goose]

WTH kinda crap was that Tech?

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Oh my goodness...surely you've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail...please tell me you have....please...

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

I didnt get it until you mentioned MontyPython, Then I remeberd, HAHAHA, I love that MOVIE.

RUNAWAY.... RUNAWAY!!!!!

[LA_MERC_goose]

Oh my goodness...surely you've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail...please tell me you have....please...

So, what if I tell you NO, I haven't seen the movie?

[LA_MERC_Onji]

blasphemy!

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

First, I suggest you rent it and watch it.
Second, I say we tape you up at the LAN.
Third, remember... "it's only a flesh wound."

[LA_MERC_Onji]

that and life of brian and your set

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

LMAO!

[LA_MERC_goose]

First, I suggest you rent it and watch it.
Second, I say we tape you up at the LAN.
Third, remember... "it's only a flesh wound."

First, I'll see if I can find it.
Second, If you can get me to the LAN I'll let you tape me to the ceiling if it makes you happy!
Third, is there any other type of wounds?

[Maximus]

Ok, just the fact that Tech put that all up there tells me that he had WAYYYYYY too much time on his hands...

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Yahoo, Cut and paste are my friends.

[LA_MERC_RiverRat]

I am being serious when I say I have not seen this movie :(

[Iccey]

well we can TAP DOWN JAY since we cant tape down goose

[aCiD]

Tech, i have this ugh, "special" doctor i used to go too, umm :stick, yea he is a really nice guy, and works with ugh, "special" people like your self- now, im just asking; if you really want me to, i will be more than happy to get you a deal with him
lmao, :twak BAD TECH! but really to tell you the truth ive never seen the movie, and YOU KNOW WHAT! I DONT EVER! WANT! TOO!! MUHAHA ::cough cough:: MUHAHAHAH!

[LA_MERC_Onji]

Timbo, i pm'd you how to kill that guy